Political Humor for Today

I heard this one from a friend today.

Three doctors are sitting at a table relaxing: One each from Canada, the United States, and Mexico.

The Mexican doctor says, "In Mexico, we can take out both kidneys, put new ones in, and within a month the patient is ready to go back to work."

The others nod approvingly, but the U.S. doctor replies, "In the United States, we can take out both lungs and the heart, transplant new ones, and within two months the patient is ready to go back to work."

The Canadian doctor then says, "In Canada, we can take a blonde, take out her brain, send her to Michigan, and then everybody will be looking for work."