Republican Wisdom From My Wife and 10-year-old Daughter

The other day my wife—also a conservative, I am happy to report—came up with this acronym that I thought was worth sharing:

We believe that
Responsible free
Enterprise
Provides
Unlimited
Benefits, that
Limited government
Is best, and that God
Condones
Abortion
Never!

She is beautiful, talented, smart, and politically right thinking—I am such a blessed man.

My daughter actually tried her hand at this first. Like the parents, our children are happy Republicans. These are her two efforts:
Responsible, sign is an
Elephant,
Patient, stand
Up for the candidates,
Believes in
Limited government
Included with
Caring for unborns more than
Animals with
No
Souls.

This fine effort was followed by this one, for the president:
Outstanding is he not, very
Boastful and
Awful to me and
Money I think is all he cares
About.

Democrats will no doubt label that as the politics of personal destruction. I'd like to point out that my daughter has never gone to public school (and probably never will) and that she did this on her own. What a girl!